I'm Afraid of the Rokkrtru

Uh-uh-uh uh, uh, uh-uh uh-uh-uh
Fatwas are in Asatru
No Tricksters at the wheel
Uh-uh-uh uh, uh, uh-uh uh-uh-uh
No one needs Etin Gods
They don't even just gender-bend
Uh-uh-uh uh, uh, uh-uh uh-uh-uh
Fatwas are in Asatru


I'm afraid of the Rokkrtru
I'm afraid of the World Serpent
I'm afraid I can't help it
I'm afraid I can't
I'm afraid of the Rokkrtru
I'm afraid of the World Serpent
I'm afraid I can't help it
I'm afraid I can't
I'm afraid of the Rokkrtru

Fatwas are in Asatru
Uh-uh-uh uh, uh, uh-uh uh-uh-uh

Freya wants to live in Spain
The OR wants to all be good blokes
Some are talking to Jotnar
Some are just talking to Folk
Uh-uh-uh uh, uh, uh-uh uh-uh-uh
Fatwas are in Asatru
Uh-uh-uh uh, uh, uh-uh uh-uh-uh

I'm afraid of the Rokkrtru
I'm afraid of the World Serpent
I'm afraid I can't help it
I'm afraid I can't
I'm afraid of the Rokkrtru
I'm afraid of the World Serpent
I'm afraid I can't help it
I'm afraid I can't
I'm afraid of the Rokkrtru

Uh-uh-uh uh, uh, uh-uh uh-uh-uh

Fundietru in America
With some well-known Heathen stars
They never commit heresy
Too busy drinking at bars
Fatwas are in Asatru, uh-uh-uh uh, uh, uh-uh uh-uh-uh
Fatwas are in Asatru, uh-uh-uh uh, uh, uh-uh uh-uh-uh


I'm afraid of the Rokkrtru
I'm afraid of the World Serpent
I'm afraid I can't help it
I'm afraid I can't
I'm afraid of the Rokkrtru
I'm afraid of the World Serpent
I'm afraid I can't help it
I'm afraid I can't
Yeah, I'm afraid of the Rokkrtru
I'm afraid of the World Serpent
I'm afraid I can't help it
I'm afraid I can't
I'm afraid of the Rokkrtru

Loki is an etin
Gerda is an etin
Skadhi is an etin
Aegir is an etin
Ran is an etin
Mengloth is an etin
Eir is sort of an etin
Heimdall is half-etin
That makes Rig's offspring part-etin
Thor is half-etin
Jarnsaxa is an etin
Thor's kids are 3/4s etin
Jord is an etin
Sigyn's married to an etin
Angrboda is an etin
Bor and Bestla are both etins
Don't tell Odin He's an etin
Tyr is also an etin
Ymir was an etin
That makes Midgard etin
Surt is an etin
Hela is an etin
Jormundgand is an etin
Fenris is an etin
The Norns are all etins, yeah

I'm afraid of the Rokkrtru

--filk by Siggy, original "I'm Afraid of Americans" by David Bowie w/ Trent Reznor.