Hit that Perfect Mead Horn

Searching for some company
To do Heathen ritual with me
I tried to find a friendly place
I tried LJ and MySpace and MySpace
Chat chat try to score
Chat chat move some more
Chat chat till the deed
Hit that perfect mead horn, hit that perfect mead horn boy

I Blot with Heathens, those perfect Heathens
I Blot those Heathens with happy mead
I Blot those Heathens, those perfect Heathens
Those perfect Heathens with happy mead
Mead horn mead horn hit that perfect mead horn
Mead horn mead horn hit that perfect mead horn
Mead horn mead horn hit that perfect mead horn
Hit that perfect hit that perfect hit that perfect mead horn

Sumble along with me I want this to be
With perfect Heathens Blotting with me
Sumble along with me I want this to be
With perfect Heathens Blotting with me
Can't have no humor, can't have no joy
Can't have no etins, cuz they destroy
Who are you to tell me I'm made of fail
It should take only a minute to make a hail

I Blot with Heathens, those perfect Heathens
I Blot those Heathens with happy mead
I Blot those Heathens, those perfect Heathens
Those perfect Heathens with happy mead
Mead horn mead horn hit that perfect mead horn
Mead horn mead horn hit that perfect mead horn
Mead horn mead horn hit that perfect mead horn
Hit that perfect hit that perfect hit that perfect mead horn
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--filk by Siggy, original "Hit that Perfect Beat" by Bronski Beat