Saxon Back
[Verse 1]
I'm bringing Saxon back (Hwæt!)
Them other Heathens don't know historical fact (Hwæt!)
You could know more if you got off your ass (Hwæt!)
It's still relevant even if it's in the past (Hwæt!)
Wilt þu spec Anglisc?
[Bridge]
Elder ways
We can still be ancient in modern days
I want to sound important when I pray
And it helps me in the SCA
Wilt þu spec Anglisc?
[Chorus]
Come here churl
Go on, read Pollington
Learn about the Heathen world
Go on, read Pollington
You should know ð is not d
Go on, read Pollington
And þ is a th and not a t
Go on, read Pollington
You want to worth yourself?
Go on, read Pollington
It's more than the LOTR elves
Go on, read Pollington
It's "whilst" not "while"
Go on, read Pollington
Your modern speech is vile
Go on, read Pollington
Get your Anglisc on
Go on, read Pollington
Get your Anglisc on
Go on, read Pollington
[Repeat 6 times]
Get your Anglisc on
[Verse 2]
I’m bringing Saxon back (Hwæt!)
Them other Heathens ask me, "What is a seax?" (Hwæt!)
My elite tribe separates wheat from chaff (Hwæt!)
Your modern Blots make me laugh and laugh (Hwæt!)
Wilt þu spec Anglisc?
[Bridge]
[Chorus]
[Verse 3]
I’m bringing Saxon back (Hwæt!)
I'm heading off to Rome, it needs a sack (Hwæt!)
I need to bring gold back to my mead shack (Hwæt!)
On my behalf my hired men attack (Hwæt!)
Wilt þu spec Anglisc?
[Chorus]
--filk by Siggy, original "Sexy Back" by Justin Timberlake.