Terrible Lies
the Lokasenna recounted in song.

Hey there
Why did you let in Loki?
Why was he allowed to crash the party?
Why is he here with animosity?
Hey there
Doesn't he owe us a great big apology

for his
terrible lies
terrible lies
terrible lies
terrible lies

Hey Loki
I really don't know what you mean
Stop telling the Aesir you've seen my peen
And my sex life is so extreme
Hey Loki
I'll give you this mead if you don't mention my dreams

in your
terrible lies
terrible lies
terrible lies
terrible lies

Don't give it away to him.
We need some mead to get drunk to.
Don't give it away to him.
We need some mead to get drunk to.

Hey everyone
there's nothing left for me to hide.
I won't confirm, but I can't deny.
I'm not perfect even if I am wise.
Hey Loki
There's some truth to every lie.

terrible lies
terrible lies
terrible lies
terrible lies

You packed our mead all away.
You accused us of kink and gay.
This game you always play.
You've messed up everything.

terrible lies.
My eye cannot begin to see.
My stead is filled with Aesir's pleas.
What did you hope to receive
in this game with no repreive?

I need some mead to hold on to.
I need some mead to hold on to.
I need some mead I need some mead.
I need some mead to hold on to.
I give you everything.
My mead, everything.
Hey Loki
You better run
Thor is getting pissed


--filk by Siggy, based on "Lokasenna" in the Poetic Edda, original song "Terrible Lie" by Nine Inch Nails.