The Valkyrie Song

[Repeat x2]
My mead horn brings all the men to the garth,
And they're like
It's better than yours,
Damn right it's better than yours,
I can teach you,
But I have to charge

I know you want it,
The thing that makes me,
What the warriors go crazy for.
They lose their minds,
The way I wind
I think it's time.

[Chorus x2]
La la-la la la,
Warm it up.
Lala-lalala,
Warriors are waiting

My mead horn brings all the men to the garth,
And they're like
It's better than yours,
Damn right it's better than yours,
I can teach you,
But I have to charge

I can see you're on it,
You want me to teach thee
Poetry of mead and choice,
It can't be bought,
Just know, thieves get caught,
Watch if you're smart.

[Chorus x2]
La la-la la la,
Warm it up,
La la-la la la,
Warriors are waiting,

My mead horn brings all the men to the garth,
And they're like
It's better than yours,
Damn right it's better than yours,
I can teach you,
But I have to charge

Oh, once you get involved,
Everyone will look this way-so,
You must work Witchy charms,
Same time sing your runo
Just get the perfect blend,
Plus what you have within,
Then next His eye will squint,
as He's picked up your scent.

[Chorus x2]
Lala-lalala,
Warm it up,
Lala-lalala,
Warriors are waiting,

My mead horn brings all the men to the garth,
And they're like
It's better than yours,
Damn right it's better than yours,
I can teach you,
But I have to charge.


--filk by Siggy, original "Milkshake" by Kelis.