V is for Vanir

Now, what starts with the letter V?
Vanir starts with V
Let's think of other things
That start with V
Oh, who cares about the other things?

V is for Vanir, that's good enough for me
V is for Vanir, that's good enough for me
V is for Vanir, that's good enough for me
Oh, Vanir, Vanir, Vanir starts with V

V is for Vanir, that's good enough for me
V is for Vanir, that's good enough for me
V is for Vanir, that's good enough for me
Oh, Vanir, Vanir, Vanir starts with V

Hey, you know what?
When you spread your legs
It looks like a V
The word vibrator
Also begins with a V
But it is not as good as nookie
Oh, and venereal disease starts with a V
But you don't want to catch that, so...

V is for Vanir, that's good enough for me, yeah!
V is for Vanir, that's good enough for me
V is for Vanir, that's good enough for me
Oh, Vanir, Vanir, Vanir starts with V, yeah!
Vanir, Vanir, Vanir starts with V, oh boy!
Vanir, Vanir, Vanir starts with V!


--filk by Siggy, original "C is for Cookie".

No Muppets were molested in the making of this filk.  I swear.

Just Siggymonsters.