You're So Vane
Note: I made this filk giving a nod to my experience of being "traded" from Odin to Frey, which has happened to some others.

You walked into the mead hall like you were walking onto a yacht
Your hat strategically dipped below one eye
Your cloak smelled like apricot
You had one eye with Mimir as you fiddled with your valknut
And all the men dreamed that they'd be your warrior
They'd be your warrior, but you said

"You're so Vane, you probably think Frey's schlong is about you
You're so Vane, I bet you think Frey's schlong is about you
Don't you?  Don't you?"

You had me several years ago when I was still quite naive
Well you said that we made such a pretty pair
And that you would never leave
But you gave away the things you loved and one of them was me
I had some woo, it was runes in my coffee
Runes in my coffee, and...

"You're so Vane, you probably think Frey's schlong is about you
You're so Vane, I bet you think Frey's schlong is about you
Don't you?  Don't you?"

I had some woo, it was runes in my coffee
Runes in my coffee, and...
Well I hear you went up to Valhalla and your team naturally won
Then you flew your Wild Hunt up to Nova Scotia
and my, how did those souls run
Well you're where you should be all the time
And you made sure I was with
The Vanadis and Her brother
Vanadis and Her brother, and...

"You're so Vane, you probably think Frey's schlong is about you
You're so Vane, I bet you think Frey's schlong is about you
Don't you?  Don't you?"

--filk by Siggy, original "You're So Vain" by Carly Simon.